sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
“reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!”
i scroll past the post without a second thought
suddenly, the lesbian is torn from me
i am no longer gay
“i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes
Well I know what I want and what I want’s right here with you.
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| — | The Ocean - Tegan and Sara (via sarahmjfan) |
in 20 years
daughter: mom do you know that old band Tegan and Sara
me: oh god
daughter:
me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
daughter: what are you-
me: *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in Tegan and Sara posters with a conference table and powerpoint presentation in the middle*
me: the first step to becoming a fan is KNOWING WHICH IS WHICH
daughter: mom wtf
